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“3D character, 8K textures, AI motion capture.”
Book the morgue slot now.
A launch is an IPO for attention. This board tracks the ones that spiked on day one and never recovered — trading volume of exactly zero, price discovery via a parked-domain page. Raised $124,000,000; dead in ~14 months. The launch page outlived the company.
| Ticker | Claim | Clock | Condition | The bet |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| CLUB Clubhouse |
Drop-in audio; drop-out users. | day 2,281 | ◕ life support | how is this still up |
| VELO Velo 3.0 |
“AI video infrastructure.” | day 10 | ◔ vitals fading | gone by Q2 2027 |
| AGNT Agently |
“Your whole stack, running itself.” | day 6 | ♥ vitals strong | acquired, then gone by 2028 |
| YGNI YAGNI |
“You Aren’t Gonna Need It.” We agree. | day 3 | ● on watch | the name is a spoiler |